"I'm hungry"

“I’d take her home”- Portly, stout, Mexican bi-sexual married girl on me (and a lot more on married life/single life)

We learned a lot tonight scanning the bars of New Port Richey.

Mostly we learned we are sad sad young woman and also beer is really cheap here.

Also, we learned that some dogs, such as Jane’s, eat people’s shoes while they are wearing them and also… Anne Burrell makes some fucked up noises on her cooking show.

Also, I smell like cigar smoke, cigarette smoke and other smoke and I haven’t smoked anything all night.

Good to be back with a good friend