"I'm hungry"

(Reminds me of Eyes Wide Shut+That one episode of Party Down)

“Actors/Musicians/Dancers Wanted for High Profile Event

We Came In Peace

Description:

A German condom brand will be hosting a U.S. launch party at an undisclosed mansion in Manhattan on Sept. 27, 2011. To achieve an ambiance of a highly glamourized environment we are looking for the staff to play the role of beautiful hosts and entertainers in the following categories:

- Modelesque actors and actresses to take up residence in the mansion and engage with guests in a playful and titillating way.
-Female Harp Player
-Female Piano Player
-Shadow Dancers
-Massage Therapists

Costumes are TBD but this will be a sexually charged and tasteful event - most likely you will be wearing something like a silk robe or bodysuit.

Must have outgoing and fun personalities, please include any relevant experience, and a head shot. You will need to be available for approximately 5 -6 hours.”