I love foodnetwork humor
This is the caption for Giada:
GIADA DE LAURENTIIS
If her grandparents weren’t famous, Giada probably would have ended up working as a Hooters girl or a sorority house mother. Makes the same three recipes every episode. Overannunciates every word. No one needs to smile that much while mincing garlic, especially if you have a freakishly large animal mouth.
