July 2010
24 posts
bit-ter →
video.nytimes.com
It’s probably cheaper going to the actual restaurant to try this. Either way I want to taste that oil.
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Paul Sr.
“Does it feel better slapping me across the face?”
“‘Days of our lives’, now that’s where it’s at.”
Mom- “My grandmother lived until she was 98. She died sitting on the toliet. It was my birthday.”
Dad- “Happy Birthday!”
not gay.
Apparently, “Hoi” is hello in Dutch.
So, no, me and my boyfriend weren’t being super gay when we greeted eachother like that, we were just, uh, being worldy.
-Thank you flickr for this new found knowledge.
Iphone App idea
I have an iphone App idea that would be extremley useful to NYC transit users.
Anyone know any developers looking for ideas?
I just want this shit dun.
After using a thermometer my father handed me
Dad: (after the thermometer was in my mouth)
That may be the same thermometer I used rectally on Rosie.
Hahaha, no no I’m kidding.
Gotcha thinkin there didn’t I, right Rosie?
…Rosie is a dog
smells stingy →
nytimes.com
I respect what he’s doing, it’s a cool idea, BUT
1. Why wasn’t this at Carnegie? the Met is for OPERA, Carnegie is for SYMPHONIC PIECES, ETC. This definitely fell under “etc.”
2. They are still just shitty pop songs except covered up with beautiful arrangements and actual instruments. This has been done before. Let’s do something new!!
3. Dr. Reiko Fueting must have been first row. That makes me so happy to think of
Side note: I do like Sting. and he was adorable singing English folk tunes with Joshua Bell on pbs.
shit
The italian word for toliet is “gabinetto”
trashy
Something I’m going to like about this Blog-o thing is that once I’m tired of it I can press a delete button and it’ll be gone. That’s much easier than tearing up the pages of old diaries and sneaking it into the trash without feeling oddly guilty and aroused. Not as dramatic, but less time consuming.
DELETE the internet, click.
