“Does it feel better slapping me across the face?”
“‘Days of our lives’, now that’s where it’s at.”
Mom- “My grandmother lived until she was 98. She died sitting on the toliet. It was my birthday.”
Dad- “Happy Birthday!”
Apparently, “Hoi” is hello in Dutch.
So, no, me and my boyfriend weren’t being super gay when we greeted eachother like that, we were just, uh, being worldy.
-Thank you flickr for this new found knowledge.
I have an iphone App idea that would be extremley useful to NYC transit users.
Anyone know any developers looking for ideas?
I just want this shit dun.
Dad: (after the thermometer was in my mouth)
That may be the same thermometer I used rectally on Rosie.
Hahaha, no no I’m kidding.
Gotcha thinkin there didn’t I, right Rosie?
…Rosie is a dog
The italian word for toliet is “gabinetto”
Something I’m going to like about this Blog-o thing is that once I’m tired of it I can press a delete button and it’ll be gone. That’s much easier than tearing up the pages of old diaries and sneaking it into the trash without feeling oddly guilty and aroused. Not as dramatic, but less time consuming.
DELETE the internet, click.