December 2010
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We're punks
The only time I’ve ever called myself a ‘Princess’ was when my friend and I would play the game “Pretty, pretty princess” and dress up in plastic earrings and jewels. Let me finish this by saying we would dress up then proceed to the nearest adult and sing the following:
“We’re pretty pretty pretty princesses (we would be twirling, THEN) We’re...
November 2010
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Truer words were never spoken →
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This makes me more excited to go home to Tampa now →
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Not that my Mother or any member of my family who is still religious probably read this thing but I need to clarify something…
When I TEXT you something involving christmas and I write XMAS, It’s because I’m TEXTING you and it’s ten times easier, NOT because I hate christ and all that you stand for…
(Also, Xmas comes from Greek origins not athiests- thank you SYSK...
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My love for music education is overshadowing my... →
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very cute →
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I'm thankful for
-My family being healthy, especially my parents
-My pie crust turned out well
-Not much else, 2010 sucked hard and most every one in it
I <3 Thanksgiving,
The holiday where I remember how lucky I am to have family and food and lots and lots of spiked pumpkin eggnog
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SWEET potatoes →
I grew up thinking I really didn’t like sweet potatoes. Like this article says, we really only had them once a year. At the M. Thanksgiving table they were baked season-less with melted marshmallows on top. It sounds like a 1960’s Betty Crocker recipe that unfortunately stuck with most of America.
But guess what, sweet potatoes are amazing and you can do more things with them then put...
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yum →
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My main interest in getting out of bed everyday →
Food shows how the simplest part of life is also the most crucial and at times the most beautiful.
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Dear broadway (and opera) stop creating Las Vegas... →
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Nerd of the week #1
And the winner for this week is…my boyfriend, “the” complainiac.
Alex won this week for describing his finding of a cheap video game at Target, “Serendipitous”
Congratulations, nerd…but seriously, I love you…geek.
Feeling like a gigantic burden today
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I had a really bizarre dream last night that my jaw was locking up and then getting unhinged and I couldn’t close it
I’ve had dreams about teeth falling about but what the hell does this mean?
Has anyone had a dream like this before?
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Deutsche Essen
Went to a local German restaurant in Bellmore, NY tonight, “Oak Chalet”
Peeking through the windows while walking to the front door I already knew I was going to like it.
They replaced most of the normal light bulbs with soft orange tinted ones. As soon as we stepped inside we were in an Austrian hunting lodge (at least the ones I’ve seen in my dreams) with a roaring fire,...
Reblog if you cried during Harry Potter and the...
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Christmas gifts
Boyfriend- CHECK
Aunt (MA)- CHECK
Friend- CHECK
Dad- CHECK
Sister-In-law- CHECK
Niece- almost CHECK
Boyfriend’s Mom-CHECK
Mom-?
Brothers (2)- ?
Other Sister-In-Law-?
Uncle and Aunt (NY)-?
Uncle and Aunt (NJ)-?
Cousins-?
“And, you know, politics aside, the success of Sarah Palin and women like her is...”
– Tina Fey (via hamsy)
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Hell is being stuck in a large movie theater for three hours with literally hundreds of young girls. I want this hell to end before it ends me.
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Yet another example of why I dislike French opera →
Watchpaulscheer:
You have to watch this…Harrison Ford is either Super High or is doing a re-enactment of his character from Regarding Henry. Either way it’s blissfully entertaining.
My favorite part is when he pretends he has wings!
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I'll always love these good ol ginny songs →
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I want to make fun of my boyfriend more about recently buying an Xbox 360 BUT I am going to the midnight showing of Harry Potter in the city tomorrow, so I may have won the nerd award for the week.
Btw, I give an award out each week. Tell me about your nerdy shit and you may just win!
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Aunt-isms
Me- Jessica Simpson is getting married.
Aunt L- Who the fuck is that.
(Guy walking past on the train blatantly checks me out, my Aunt gives me a look)
Me-He was looking at my knitting.
Aunt L-That’s not all he was looking at
———I can’t wait till my niece writes down funny stuff I say (in 21 years). Only she’ll be blogging while using her jetpack and...
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Dreamt I was holding hands with Obama who was about to introduce me to some “pretty important people.” I thought I saw Oprah standing in a long line, went over and got pulled into a bible study class. I made an inappropriate joke about catholic school and automatically the camp counselors that were surrounding me had their eye on me.
I also dreamed about Futurama because I fell...
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“I wish I had more of a sense of humor, keeping the sadness at bay. Throwing the lightness of these things, laughing it all away.”
J.Mitch
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Not only did my alarm clock not go off, but when I finally woke up and looked at it it read “20 o’clock”. Since none of this is making sense to me I can go back to sleep, roooight?
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Frasier- “Carla, why do you constantly create a wall between yourself and everyone else?”
Carla- “Have you seen everyone else?”
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Why are bus stations ALWAYS a Mecca for the mentally ill? Although this woman in the corner pretending to talk on a cell phone IS singing a beautiful song. “I’m not sorry, we are not sorry, we will never be sorry”
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I do...triple letter score
Anyone who knows me and has heard my jewelry rant before, knows that the thought of wearing jewelry makes me physically ill.
So of course like any girl who dreams of her Mr.Darcy one day asking her to marry her I’ve always wondered what the alternative would be for someone odd like me who hates all things shiny…
I think I’ve found my extremely nerdy solution
Reblog if you are going to the midnight showing of...
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My bedtime prayer
After a day of nausea, headaches, stomach aches, anxiety and good old fashioned sleepiness; I’m ready for a solid night of sleep. The kind where you wake up the next morning forgetting where you are, and if I’m lucky, who you are. (you know the kind)
Tomorrow…Concord, MA! Time to conjure up some Transcendental spirits.
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A classic Michael status
“I was on www.flowers.com last night (trying to assemble a bouquet for my grandma’s funeral) and I was drinking a bottle of wine with my ambien. Long story short: a few of you might receive a mix of carnations and drumhead cabbage within the week. Ellie and Gabs if you both could forward me $110 for your arrangements that would be great…”
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“I can’t do anything right”- Dewey, Malcolm in the middle
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mixed emotions
I just recently realized, I find Rob Huebel very very attractive.
I think it’s like discovering one morning you have a crush on your funny guy friend in high school. Although for me, if this was high school he’d either be gay or dating the one girl in drama class that had even more pimples than me but would “put out” without crying.
Sorry Paul Scheer, it’s still...
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JE DIS- I CANT GET THIS OUT OF MY HEAD -QUE RIEN →
I’ve literally been humming this aria for about 3 days straight.
Even before an audition today, while I should have been thinking about the dumbass Massenet I was about to sing, I couldn’t stop thinking about this song.
I can’t wait to have a huge ass voice. And hopefully not a huge ass.
Hopefully.
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MEGA
On the Megabus enjoying the free Mega-wifi, the Mega power outlets and the Mega peace and quiet that is not found on many other bus lines I’ve been on.
—also enjoying the white guy behind me listening to Rihanna on max volume on his headset and oh yes, he is dancing to it.
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I’d rather listen to the default music on my Scrabble App. then listen to whatever they are playing in this Starbucks
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Duff...the original Cake Boss →
I feel surprisingly happy today. It’s that feeling when I’m either in love or sang really well that day. Lucky for me it’s both.
